Monday Morning Blues

For the physicists 

One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”.

For the computer scientists:

A programmers wife has just given birth, the doctor takes the baby and hands it to the father. The wife asks, “Is it a boy or a girl?”

The programmer replies, “yes.”

For the engineers (or just any maths based people):

Two cats are sliding down a rooftop, which falls first?

The one with the lowest mew.

 

Keep smiling guys!!!

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