For the majority of you:
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
For the physicists:
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway when he sees the red a blue lights of a police car behind him so he pulls over. The policeman asks, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was.”
For the Comp Sci people:
A programmers wife says, “Go to the store and get a bottle of milk. if they have eggs, get a dozen.
Man comes back with 12 bottles of milk.
Keep smiling guys!!!