To Help the Monday Morning Blues [2]

For the majority of you:

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

For the physicists:

Heisenberg was speeding down the highway when he sees the red a blue lights of a police car behind him so he pulls over. The policeman asks, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was.”

For the Comp Sci people:

A programmers wife says, “Go to the store and get a bottle of milk. if they have eggs, get a dozen.

Man comes back with 12 bottles of milk.

Keep smiling guys!!!

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